We stopped into Whole Foods this week on our way back from Highland Park. In the frozen food aisle we saw this.
It's difficult for us to wrap our arms around exactly what type of person buys this sort of thing. We fully understand the lure of vegetarianism (well, OK, Rich more than Melanie). We've gone without meat for substantial periods and still cook up veggie recipes quite often because we've got a lot of good ones - there are tons of fantastic veggie recipes we can call up from almost any culture on Earth that are delicious. So yes, meals without meat are pretty easy to enjoy (cheese is another story, you aren't taking our cheese away, ever).
We think we sort of understand vegans, but less from the "nothing with a face" standpoint than from a revolt against industrialized foods. We don't have our particular set of tooth shapes by accident. (That argument about not using honey... really do the bees care?).
However, what still escapes us is that there are vegans who feel the need to eat things that look and taste like meat. Asian cultures have been perfecting soy for thousands of years. And they do a nice job with it. Most carnivores would be sated with a plate of good fried tofu in a black bean or Szechuan garlic sauce (although they'd be loathe to admit it).
Still, despite several millenia of development, this wasn't good enough for Americans. No. We had to turn tofu into some sort of ersatz poultry.
Why couldn't the manufacturer of this thing have used their ingenuity to come up with a better pair of ersatz leather shoes?
Anyway, we're too chicken (pun intended) to try one of these concoctions. Besides, iIf we were vegans, we'd just go down to Hong Kong in Dormont for Chinese and let Ray and Dave whip something delicious together.
Since we don't have our own review, we'll refer to this carnivore's Torfurky report.
That said, here's what seems to be one of the more popular tofu turkey recipes out there. Lots of positive comments on it (as well as some less than gracious ones).
And here's another recipe for tofu turkey (as well as raccoon on a stick), with different results.
Btw, the main reason we haven't done anything with tofu yet in the shop is that we've never seen soy on a trattoria or paninoteca menu in Italy. If you do see a panini with tofu in your travels, send us a photo of the menu. Better yet, ask to keep the menu. And it must be an Italian menu from Italy, not San Fran or Philly - gotta be the real deal.
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