We had some thoughts of our own. This could be the start of a new reality show called "Colombian Idol"... cast your vote for you favorite Juan Valdez replacement from among our baristi:
Vote early, vote often.
And here's one for you barista-types reading this post (figured since the guys over at portafilter.net asked the question, they can't be offended, right?). So, can you place the burros' earring and mane?