Coke Blak (or is that Coke Blehhh?) is being tested in San Diego before its inevitable national release.
Early reviews, as quoted from the article:
"It doesn't taste like coffee… it's closer to root beer than coffee."
"It almost has a licorice kind of flavor to it."
"I actually like it better than Coke."
"Compared to the other drinks with caffeine to get you going, this is a lot more pleasant."
Watch, it'll be a huge hit. And then we'll have to sell it.